Never Ending Story

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

due to the fact she had entered the african caribbean afro hair, self combing competition, which this year...

 

[conny]

was being held in Reykjavik due to....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

The West Indies being double booked and Africa being infested with elephant dung, but nevertheless..

 

[tim west]

the competition would be the best ever as all contestants this year were....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

hypothermia sufferers and competition rules barred the wearing of...

 

[conny]

turbans and yashmaks unless...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

you could prove you was or still are a time lord with a sidekick that's...

 

[conny]

6'-3" tall, natural blonde with an hour glass figure, a brain oh yes and female with a large......

 

[tim west]

appetite for pork pies and chocolate fingers dipped in marmalade, followed by...

 

[conny]

Deep fried battered Mars bars and a glass of stout.

 

[tim west]

before attempting a bungee jump whilst singing rule brittania in A flat minor and juggling her enormous..

 

[conny]

maraccas which were tied to her....

 

[tim west]

inner thigh by nubian village people impersonators who..

 

[conny]

pretended to be eunuchs but gave the game away when they.....

 

[tim west]

managed to hit all the low notes of bohemian rhapsody and spoiling the....