The last word....

[Shutpa]

Volunteering is not one of my best qualities

 

[conny]

Life can have many qualities, just make sure the ones you pick are good.

 

[Johnmelad502]

Good looking men are either married or have a boyfriend

 

[Blasphemous]

She said her boyfriend was a 'gentleman friend' but we knew she was just using him for casual sex!

 

[conny]

Sex.
Is that something single people do?

 

[Blasphemous]

I don't know if they do but I certainly DID!

 

[Alastairreid]

and where did you do the deed?

 

[conny]

It was in the churchyard where the deed I did was perpetrated.

 

[Trazor]

After having perpetrated said act, did you re-bury them.........

 

[Alastairreid]

and he left them all with smiles on their faces

 

[Shutpa]

But the faces had gone leaving skulls full of grinning teeth.

 

[Alastairreid]

and the teeth were full of amalgam

 

[Shutpa]

And amalgam is mercury and silver (I think).

 

[Alastairreid]

and quick silver is another name for mercury which is also a planet

 

[Blasphemous]

Planet Hollywood do great burgers.