The last word....

[Shutpa]

And a thrill is an experience you cant get enough of.

 

[Blasphemous]

And some of us don't get many thrills these days!

 

[oompah]

In days of old and knights were bold

 

[Blasphemous]

To remove the evidence of desktop thrills, Bold is quite good but not as good as Persil or Ariel.

 

[oompah]

Oh Ariel you naughty little nymph

 

[Blasphemous]

A desktop, a nymph, some light music and you're set.... ah, who cares about the music?

 

[oompah]

But something touched me deep inside The day the music died

 

[Blasphemous]

With that nymph I'd feel I'd died and gone to heaven!

 

[oompah]

Heaven is that not likely to be a fools paradise?

 

[Blasphemous]

'Bounty, a taste of paradise' but what about that lass in the advert? Phwaaa!

 

[oompah]

Phwaaa! be blowed now the girl in the nimble advert she flies like a bird in the sky.

 

[Blasphemous]

'pie in the sky' that's our chances of meeting those girls.

 

[oompah]

Georgie porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry!

 

[Shutpa]

Did the girls cry because all four of them, Georgie, porgie, pudding and pie, kissed them?

 

[Shytalkz]

"Them" is the army's name for the SAS