Complete the Sentence

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-- like being back in the river, gliding through a forest of feathery fronds." In a moment of wild ecstacy she had forgotten who she was, what she was and which word game she was in --

(Sorry Susie, couldn't resist that. :lol: :lol: :lol: )
 
SPACE CAT ......stop it........ :evil:

she was quickly brought down to earth when she realised she was actually in the shop widow display in the local Spar shop and a large crowd had gathered watching her ......
 
especially when they saw the window sticker...."bring your old bags here for re-cycling" ..... the MP took one look and......
 
and offered the shop keeper the brown paper bag he had received that morning from an unscrupulous newspaper vendor. the oily stains confirming......
 
-- his suspicions that he had been sold the wrapping from somebody's fish supper. :evil: :evil: :evil: "What will you give me for my old bag?"
 
"which one...your lover in the window with the wookie, or that scruffy looking paper one"...the MP took offence at that.... no one was calling his paper bag scruffy...so he...
 
-- put the bag over the shopkeeper's head and stormed off. :evil: :arrow: Meanwhile, his ex-lover was experiencing a paroxysm of desire, rage or some other passion she'd found in an ancient dictionary --
 
she suspected it was Karezza.....but as she opened her eyes and saw 49 eyes on her (one unfortunate person had a nasty accident) she blushed, and to protect her modesty grabbed a ......
 
-- large advertising board and held it in front of herself. The crowd could hardly believe what they were reading --

(Karezza! 8) 8) 8) Is that Wookiee for anam cheile? :lol: :lol: :lol: )
 
SC LOL.... maybe....look it up :oops:


out of date goods please help yourself....just take anything you fancy...
 
-- at which point the crowd charged into the shop. In the ensuing mayhem, the Ken Dodd appreciation society grabbed the opportunity to --
 
shout "tattyfalarious" at the top of their voices. the resulting tumult cause a dislodging of the upper.............
 
tier of jam...which fell on top of them, they were soon coated in a delicious mix of flavours which attracted a swarm of bees and....
 
-- birds. It was carnage; with the bees eating the jam, the birds eating the bees, the MP's boyfriend's ex-wife-to-be searching an out-of date dictionary and the wookiee --
 
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