Never Ending Story

someone had the bright idea to paint them gold, but this lead to massive confusion, as instead of heading for heaven, San francisco was inundated
and the golden gate bridge collasped under the immense weight.......
 
of ghouls trying to get into heaven via the back door, but fortunately....
 
He marched them all onto the nearest black cloud and blew them away
 
which ensured they had a life of purgatory until one day..
 
the satellite was knocked out of kilter by a passing meteorite, then all transmissions ceased and peace reigned supreme....untill
 
that awful day when Chris Evans arrived and pitched straight into his life story. On and on and on he went, finally finishing with --

"Well that was a load of old rubbish wasn't it? But guess what; it used up another ten minutes!"

Nobody replied because the other lost souls had all jumped off to take their chances in hell
 
Thanks to Chris Evans all the ghouls begged to reform their ways and be given another chance to ....
 
pay their license fees and fall asleep watching Terry Wogan - but the devil had a surprize for them --

"I AM Terry Wogan --- and Simon Cowell --- and Chris Evans. Welcome to TV Hell."
 
we have gone digital, you have no choice but to watch us, analogue TV, what was all that about?
 
one strong looking character ghoul stood up and united the crowd by saying...........
 
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